Property Values Skyrocket as Church Hill Offers Waterfront Property

04/01/2019 6:00 AM by

Residents of Church Hill are pleased to see the River City offering waterfront views all over the neighborhood as lakes emerge after storms.

“All we have to do is wait for a light rain” said Leigh St. homeowner Russell Shackelford. “We always have the inner tubes and cooler on stand by. I’m thinking about getting a jet ski!”

Local merchants are also excited about the new business opportunities. To the anticipation of commuters who know April showers bring May flowers, and long walks from high ground, Gei’s Gondola and Franklin St. Flatboat are both hosting openings today.

Rumors abound that Chimborazo Elementary will field the city’s first junior rowing team, and will hold the Marshall St. Regata sometime this summer. Weather permitting, of course.



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