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Property Values Skyrocket as Church Hill Offers Waterfront Property

Residents of Church Hill are pleased to see the River City offering waterfront views all over the neighborhood as lakes emerge after storms.

“All we have to do is wait for a light rain” said Leigh St. homeowner Russell Shackelford. “We always have the inner tubes and cooler on stand by. I’m thinking about getting a jet ski!”

Local merchants are also excited about the new business opportunities. To the anticipation of commuters who know April showers bring May flowers, and long walks from high ground, Gei’s Gondola and Franklin St. Flatboat are both hosting openings today.

Rumors abound that Chimborazo Elementary will field the city’s first junior rowing team, and will hold the Marshall St. Regata sometime this summer. Weather permitting, of course.

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jean mcdaniel
jean mcdaniel
1 year ago

This is clearly an insensitive, racist post! Only white people can afford a jet ski and be able to live on a lake! This post also only mentions the immediate area and there should be an investigation/survey into how this could happen!

Heidi Lynn
Heidi Lynn
1 year ago

Someone should start a canoeber business ????????????

Paul Granger
Paul Granger
1 year ago

John Murden Jr., glad to know my favorite CHPN tradition has returned!

John Murden Jr.
John Murden Jr.
1 year ago
Reply to  Paul Granger

It was always a great morning, launching those out into the world

Judith Kelley Spangler
Judith Kelley Spangler
1 year ago

Isn’t today April Fools Day or did I miss something?

Liz
Liz
1 year ago

So far so good CHPN!! The comments are hysterical.

Gorana Bacic
Gorana Bacic
1 year ago

Vesna Bacic see you can move back now

Church Hill People's News
Church Hill People's News
1 year ago
Reply to  Heidi Lynn

Canoeber – That had me LOLing. The next super elite ride sharing service.

Vesna Bacic
Vesna Bacic
1 year ago
Reply to  Gorana Bacic

Gorana Bacic only if mom buys me a jet ski

Kendra Murden
Kendra Murden
1 year ago
Reply to  Paul Granger

Oh this makes me happy!

Andrew
Andrew
1 year ago

So….property values didn’t skyrocket!?

Martha McConnell Looney
Martha McConnell Looney
1 year ago

This is preposterous. Where is the boat ramp?

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