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Property Values Skyrocket as Church Hill Offers Waterfront Property

Residents of Church Hill are pleased to see the River City offering waterfront views all over the neighborhood as lakes emerge after storms.

“All we have to do is wait for a light rain” said Leigh St. homeowner Russell Shackelford. “We always have the inner tubes and cooler on stand by. I’m thinking about getting a jet ski!”

Local merchants are also excited about the new business opportunities. To the anticipation of commuters who know April showers bring May flowers, and long walks from high ground, Gei’s Gondola and Franklin St. Flatboat are both hosting openings today.

Rumors abound that Chimborazo Elementary will field the city’s first junior rowing team, and will hold the Marshall St. Regata sometime this summer. Weather permitting, of course.

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jean mcdaniel 04/01/2019 at 7:09 AM

This is clearly an insensitive, racist post! Only white people can afford a jet ski and be able to live on a lake! This post also only mentions the immediate area and there should be an investigation/survey into how this could happen!

Paul Granger 04/01/2019 at 7:43 AM

John Murden Jr., glad to know my favorite CHPN tradition has returned!

John Murden Jr. 04/01/2019 at 8:09 AM

It was always a great morning, launching those out into the world

Kendra Murden 04/01/2019 at 9:56 AM

Oh this makes me happy!

Heidi Lynn 04/01/2019 at 7:47 AM

Someone should start a canoeber business ????????????

Church Hill People's News 04/01/2019 at 9:17 AM

Canoeber – That had me LOLing. The next super elite ride sharing service.

Judith Kelley Spangler 04/01/2019 at 8:39 AM

Isn’t today April Fools Day or did I miss something?

Liz 04/01/2019 at 8:41 AM

So far so good CHPN!! The comments are hysterical.

Gorana Bacic 04/01/2019 at 9:02 AM

Vesna Bacic see you can move back now

Vesna Bacic 04/01/2019 at 9:21 AM

Gorana Bacic only if mom buys me a jet ski

Andrew 04/01/2019 at 9:55 PM

So….property values didn’t skyrocket!?

Martha McConnell Looney 04/01/2019 at 10:27 PM

This is preposterous. Where is the boat ramp?


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