Oxygen has never been more expensive and so delicious
“Designer oxygen is the next big thing breathing life into luxury living”, says Camila Montevideo, owner of O2 opening this Fall in a special booth close to Chimborazo Park.
Montevideo, a lifestyle consultant living in Shockoe Bottom, prefers to breathe “designer oxygen” branding her special air Church Hill 9O2, the kind that costs up to $200 a bottle. She uses the concoction in everything, from making ice to cooking her designer gluten-free vegan cookies.
“We’ve already fixed the schools and roads” says Montevideo as she casually sips from her empty bottle, “I want to offer something new to the neighborhood.”
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