They are looking at my Hair.I know they are. John Edwards, Eat Your Heart Out!
tuesday is free ink pen day
Health Care My Ass!
It was with great fanfare that Virginia’s “No Child Left Insured” bill was signed into law.
Oh crap, I just farted. Hopefully, their clapping covered the noise. But why does Delores look like she’s wincing…oh man, that smells!
God, I hope my roots don’t show.
I have alot of pens…..but this one is my faaaaaaaavorite.
snacks… snacks…. they said there would be snacks…
I hurried back to Richmond from my Hawaiian vacation for this?
Last member of Hawaiian royal family, left, abdicates to Admiral Dewey, pictured center.
Governor signs bill forbidding “questionable” landscaping outside of Nolde condos. Says he’s not sure who questioned it, but he’s sure it’s just as bad as hanging laundry outside on a laundry line.
One of these people don’t belong…
Hey look! It’s Delores!
Gov. Bob McDonnell is applauded after Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli exercises a typo in the Virginia Constitution that declares the governor “King of the Pens.” Although it violates the federal Constitution, Cuccinelli declared it a states’ rights issue.
Let’s do something for the Confederacy in April and piss off most of the population of Virginia.
best april fools ever, cant wait till the boys catch the signature, Ben Dover, classic
Hey Magneto, it looks like you are the smell.
Do I twist or click the pen to make the pointy, writey thing come out.
you are absolutely right Cadeho, you and your family don’t belong. you are a sick individual.
Gove. Bob McDonnell, whose nickname was Mr. Ironic at Regent University, chooses to use a black pen to sign the proclamation declaring April Confederate history month.
The State employee choral group, the Commonwealth Crooners, serenade Gov. McDonnell by singing, “If you’re happy and you know it….”
“I Quit. Where’s the dotted line?”
Gov Greats new spam mail session:
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“i know this is gonna come back and bite me on my lilywhite ass.”
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