“What needs to be said about the longest running Ham-worshiping festival in the country? Flanked by a 740-pound drag queen and fronted by a 7-foot Santa Claus and the elves of Stonehenge, the 2008 Hamaganza will make you laugh, make you cry and make you need to excuse yourself to put on something a little bit more comfortable.” Hamaganza – admission is $10 or a ham, Poe’s Pub Dec.12th, Capital Ale House Dec.13