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Quirky Church Hill as seen at St. John’s Church – Update: Eduardo is gone…

Armadillos in the news tend to either harass or have bullets ricochet off their hard shelves. Armadillos are our friends though- living off of mostly insects and larvae. They have tiny teeth so they won’t bite you.

Our neighbor Martha shared this with us a bit ago and we have to admit that some of us here (aka…me) had a bit of a chat to see if this was a real one, but alas, he’s full of stuffing! This fella sits at St. John’s Church. Who put him there and Why?

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EDIT: Eduardo is NOT real folks. He’s just a fun stuffed armadillo that someone placed at St. John’s Church.
EDIT 2: We hope that whomever took Eduardo just moved him out of the goodness of their heart to a safe place- otherwise, this is pretty lame.

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Holly Shrimpy Hilton 03/11/2018 at 8:16 PM

His name is Eduardo. And he has been squatting up there since the New Year.

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Gustavo 03/11/2018 at 8:17 PM

@Holly Ha! That’s a swarthy name. Thanks for sharing, Holly!

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Holly Shrimpy Hilton 03/11/2018 at 8:22 PM

No problem! He did some time in a tree up at Patrick Henry Park, but we think he got into a scrap with some squirrels so he moved to St. John’s where he’s been now for the winter. I love Eduardo!!

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Elizabeth Ramer 03/11/2018 at 8:29 PM

I always knew I loved Richmond!

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Marcus Rodriguez 03/11/2018 at 8:41 PM

Let’s catch him!

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James Hoard 03/11/2018 at 9:54 PM

Please let him be

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Tammie Lyle 03/11/2018 at 8:37 PM

He’s pretty big,last time I saw one it was a 3rd of this one

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Gustavo Adolfo 03/11/2018 at 8:38 PM

I just love this stuff. It makes me happy 🙂

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Amira Aronovici 03/11/2018 at 8:40 PM

I want to go see him!

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Leon Buckminster Lewis 03/11/2018 at 8:40 PM

Crazy!

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Queen mom 03/11/2018 at 8:40 PM

Church Hill is very inclusive! I love Eduardo.

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Todd Rich 03/11/2018 at 9:25 PM Reply
Melissa Gropman 03/12/2018 at 3:41 PM

@ Todd Got to love the Far Side!

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Charles Nance 03/11/2018 at 9:40 PM

Oh, great, Churchillians. Armored rats.

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Ronnie Chappell 03/12/2018 at 2:31 PM

@ Charles Must have climbed in your suitcase during a recent visit to New Orleans and escaped from your laundry room while the rest of your clothes were waiting to be washed.

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James Hoard 03/11/2018 at 10:00 PM

As a close personal friend of Eduardo, he seems to be content in his safe place. He would love to remain at his spot in peace.

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Holly Hilton 03/11/2018 at 10:04 PM

Eduardo has been living at this corner of St. John’s for several months now and we hope he will remain here unencumbered.

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Holly Hilton 03/11/2018 at 10:12 PM

If someone would like to give him a sweater or bring him a companion that would be great, but now we fear that this spotlight on his existence might bring about his downfall. Hope he is still there so he can enjoy the Irish Festival. ?

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Martha McConnell Looney 03/12/2018 at 3:57 PM

@ Holly Great idea! Or a Blarney Scarf to keep that neck warm.

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Nathan Moore 03/11/2018 at 10:18 PM

He’s pretty bad ass to have made it through this brutal RVA winter

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Tom Smith 03/12/2018 at 9:48 AM

Hmm. Maybe an Armadillo sammich?

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Kathi Sanders 03/12/2018 at 11:08 AM

Please note that armadillos carry a number of communicable diseases. Not ‘Eduardo’s’ fault, but they are the perfect host to several diseases that could be transmitted to humans, dogs and ? . Eduardo would probably be better off in a rescue facility where he could have other armadillo companions and a more armadillo friendly environment. I feel bad for him. One more thing – it’s hard to tell if Eduardo is healthy because of his shell. He’d need a hands-on exam to tell if he’s underweight, which could be likely since he’s not living in a normal armadillo habitat. I honestly can’t imagine how he survived the winter. I feel bad for him.

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Melissa Gropman 03/12/2018 at 3:43 PM

@kathy Zoom in on the picture to look at his neck.

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Martha McConnell Looney 03/12/2018 at 11:49 AM

So glad to know now that he has a name!

In the original shot, I was able to determine his health status. The only thing Eduardo will need is a little more stuffing and a few “stitches” to keep his neck attached.

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Kathi Sanders 03/12/2018 at 12:13 PM

Are you saying that Eduardo is fake news???!! ?

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Martha McConnell Looney 03/12/2018 at 12:44 PM

Absolutely not I took him down to the exotic species department at the spca and they’re the ones that made the health determination.

I think the formal procedure was skin grafting

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Melissa 03/12/2018 at 1:24 PM

Did somebody move the clock ahead to April 1st? @ Holly Hilton, I highly doubt that Eduardo would enjoy the Irish Festival, or survive it for that matter. I can imagine a number of bad things that could happen to him during the annual beer fest and I fear for his safety. I totally agree with @ Kathy Sanders, I feel badly for him and worry for his health and safety. I am going to speak with veterinarian friend of mind who owns and cares for a variety of exotic animals to see what she suggests. I really don’t think Armadiillos are native to our climate zone and he may have been someone’s pet who escaped or was dumped.

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Gustavo 03/12/2018 at 1:35 PM

@Melissa Zoom in on the picture when you can. Don’t worry, Eduardo is safe and full of stuffing.

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Betsy 03/12/2018 at 2:08 PM

Who put him there?

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Melissa 03/12/2018 at 3:16 PM

@Martga Looney & @Gustavo, ha-ha. Very funny, indeed. The “exotic species department” at the SPCA should have given it away. Question…given that it’s not April Fool’s Day, does anybody think promulgating a hoax is the best use of this neighborhood news site? Particularly in this age of Fake News? And I do have a sense of humor.

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Jacob C. 03/12/2018 at 3:43 PM

@Melissa Sorry if that was confusing. We tried to point out in the story that he wasn’t real which is why it says “had a bit of a chat to see if this was a real one, but alas, this fella sits at St. John’s Church.” We just wanted to share a cool picture and quirky piece of art in Church Hill. We weren’t suggesting he was real. We often-times like posting community photos that we find interesting or quirky.

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REBECCA SMITH 03/12/2018 at 3:47 PM

“Then this plated ‘dillo beguiling my sad fancy into smiling
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore…………” quoth the ‘dillo ” I shall rest here forever more.” I like to think Eduardo is keeping Eliza company.

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Holly Shrimpy Hilton 03/12/2018 at 4:07 PM

@Rebecca DYING!!! ???

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Holly Hilton 03/12/2018 at 4:12 PM

Eduardo is not a living, breathing creature. HOWEVER, as far as this being fake news, I don’t believe that is entirely the truth. He is an armadillo. He is in St. John’s Church. He is not hurting anyone or spreading communicable diseases. He was placed there a few months ago and has been spending time at this corner. I just checked on him and he’s there minding his own business.

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Gustavo Adolfo 03/12/2018 at 4:41 PM

Karol he is a statue. Some folks are not reading the article.

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Mark 03/12/2018 at 4:26 PM

Good one, hook, line and sinker.

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Karol 03/12/2018 at 5:41 PM

Thank you, Gus! I hadn’t seen today’s edit. I love this!!

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Martha McConnell Looney 03/12/2018 at 8:56 PM

I hope no one disturbs the Chimboazo Iguana. The one by the dog park….

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Clay Street Resident 03/13/2018 at 10:39 AM

Eduardo may be a fake armadillo, but there are possums in Church Hill that are his size and larger! In particular, I’ve seen one scurrying across Clay Street near the Chimborazo Elementary School on several different occasions. Easily the size of a small dog/large cat.

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Holly Hilton 03/13/2018 at 4:52 PM

It was inevitable……..Eduardo is gone. ?

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Martha McConnell Looney 03/13/2018 at 6:04 PM

Oh no this is terrible!

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Martha McConnell Looney 03/13/2018 at 6:05 PM

I think they’re gonna bring him back and better than ever

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Martha McConnell Looney 03/14/2018 at 9:27 AM

Could just walk over to the fire station and ask them for the a copy of the camera footage for last night.

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Holly Hilton 03/13/2018 at 7:06 PM

Armadillos are burrowers by nature. Let’s hope he took it underground stylez for the time being.

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