If you happen to see a silver 2007 Nissan Versa hatchback with a bumper sticker that reads “I guess there is a lesson here for us all”. Please report it to the RPD. It was stolen last night from in front of my house on N. 22nd St in Union Hill. I’d really like to find my car, it’s a shitty car but it’s mine.
Update: Police were led to a collection of my work stuff (copier parts as I’m a service tech) along with my car’s registration/insurance trapper keeper thing thanks to a lady who found it in her trash can in an alley around 22nd and Fairmount Ave. Best thing recovered was my wife’s CD’s.
Update2: Photo Redacted. Though currently it has no hubcaps, the aforementioned bumper sticker and military base contractor access stickers on the windshield.
Update3: SOMEONE FOUND MY CAR! Non-redditor neighbor spotted my car at 21st and X. Seems that I’ve lost some of my things from the car, but who cares? I have my car back! Thank you for anyone who was keeping an eye out for it.
Also, the prick pulled my “I guess there is a lesson for us all” sticker off…